how to actually talk to me
Dont come at me with small talk questions like "what are your hobbies", or "what's your favourite colour".
know what, here, let me give you answers to all those silly little questions you so insist on knowing.
question | answer |
|---|---|
| whats your favourite colour? | cool-purple type colour |
| what do you do as a hobby? | mainly conlanging "making languages" |
| what type of music do you listen to | I dont really know, I like rock, jazz, and breakcore. really anything that isnt hard-metal. |
| Do you have anything else you do? | I like to walk alot to pass the time, and trying to make cordage out of various fibres I found around :3c. |
| how tall are you? | 5'4.9, though I usually round it down to 5'4 to give the illusion of being a non-threat! |
| how are you today? | good... mhm, yeah, good... |
instead, go talk right into the topics that Really are worth talking about. though, I will admit that I only think linguistic topics to be interesting enough to hold a conversation on.
Warning!!!
when talking to me, you will hear me parrot almost everything you say in a "bro" structure. I do not willingly do this.
the good chunk of having a conversation with me is saying repeatable lines said in previous conversations. I will list a few here.
initiator | responce |
|---|---|
| Thats like if lebrons james... | omg, thats so true tho |
| *mentions being a bird* | I am just a bird, I can not speak, only repeat |
| imagine | ...dragons |
| *mentions anything good* | thats so lebroncular |
this is merely how a portion of discourse works for me, if you do not like that, then dont talk to me.
also...
könnten Sie sich bitte nicht mit mir auf deutsch unterhalten, es ist mir alzu viel peinlich, spontan darauf zu sprechen...